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Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough
The hit 90's television program 7th Heaven is taken to task by two buzzed neighbors just trying to make it through a worldwide pandemic. Tune in for biweekly, and entirely unwholesome, episode-by-episode analysis of the campiest and most convoluted show to ever hit the airwaves. Plus craft cocktail recipes in honor of "Happy" as Happy. Send letters care of happyhour7th@gmail.com.
Episodes
145 episodes
Club (Soliciting) Minor(s)
This week on the show we discuss an episode that is almost entirely about Usher's special guest starring role. We are also introduced to an amazing new Glen Oak location - Club Minor!Drinks:Morgan - Choya Plum WineGreg - Sa...
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Season 7
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Episode 10
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46:12
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I'm Out
This week on the podcast, there's a never-ending ho down at the pool hall, Eric quits everything that gives his life meaning (aka meddling), Lucy and Chandler have a protestant sanctuary picnic that Kevin does not approve of, and Roxanne contin...
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Season 7
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Episode 9
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50:24
Heck No!
Special sick zoom edition! This time it's all about spying and sneaking, and Richard Lewis rambling. Morgan was drinking hot water ha, Greg drank the "Reverend's Old Fashioned"
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Season 7
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Episode 8
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32:22
Seasoned Sauce
This week, we discuss a very Promenade-centered episode that also features the Colonel's unhinged former housemaid. Ashlee Simpson is still annoying.Greg drank some Cazadores Tequila and A & W.
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Season 7
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Episode 7
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59:25
Be a Man
We welcome David back to the podcast to discuss an episode with quite a bit of meddling, a roving "puppeteering" troupe, and being rude to Ashlee Simpson.We drank: Modest Coffee Roasters - The Enthusiast
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Season 7
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Episode 6
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37:27
The One with Three Elvis Montages
Happy New Year fans! We are back with kind of a weird one as Eric drops in and out of the eternal Elvis consciousness and everyone pressures Kevin to propose to Lucy in the hospital cafeteria. Also, Simon has secrets on secrets.Greg dra...
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Season 7
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Episode 5
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38:05
The Promenade as Eternal Constant
As we continue to limp into Season 7, Eric confronts his mortality for the first time, despite his pastoral training, Simon's love for Ashlee Simpson and penchant for surrendering babies has sent him into an angsty spiral, and Lucy notices the ...
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Season 7
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Episode 4
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35:58
Baby Surrender Biology Paper
The audio is fucked but we are posting this in lieu of nothing, because we aren't re-recording such a whatever episode.There's a lost hat plot that goes nowhere, a highly confusing birth and baby surrender, and Ben leaves.Greg d...
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Season 7
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Episode 3
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45:18
Not Enough (no) Monkey, Too Much Kevin and Ashlee
This week we discuss part two of the season premiere and come up with one of our greatest plot remixes yet. Mary gets shipped to Florida, Lou fails to bust Eric for his real estate antics, and Kevin and Ashlee Simpson continue to be living non ...
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Season 7
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Episode 2
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33:10
Chimp Business
Welcome to Season 7! It was so bad StudioAT almost called it quits. We made the best of it. At least their were stunt chimps.Greg Drank: Excelsior Cabernet Sauvignon
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Season 7
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Episode 1
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29:52
Special Episode Superlative Extravaganza!
This week on the pod we have a "very special episode" where we look back on some of our favorite moments from the last six seasons. And also Greg's wedding. See y'all next season.
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Season 6
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Episode 23
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32:15
Holy Chore Part 2
It's the end of Season 6 and we finally get to Matt and Sarah's second wedding. It's about what you would expect in the end idk.Greg Drank:San Pellegrino Blood Orange Zero
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Season 6
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Episode 22
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33:35
Holy Chore Part 1
We are ambling into the midway point of the series with this "season finale" episode. Enjoy I guess!Greg drank:Cold Cellars California Savingnon 2022
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Season 6
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Episode 21
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36:05
God Bless America I Guess
Remember when everyone forgot about 9/11? Well you won't after this.Greg Drank:Sanpellegrino Blood Orange Zero Sugar
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Season 6
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Episode 20
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46:26
Eric's Still Got It
Hey hey hey, this week on the pod we are crawling towards the end of the season with a truly terrible filler episode. One of the worst we've had in months. IDK enjoy!Greg drank:Sanpellegrino Blood Orange Zero
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Season 6
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Episode 19
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30:41
We're Really Still Doing It
This week on the show we get some exciting airplane interior shots, more Matt & Sarah drama, and post-9/11 TSA jokes.We drank Joel Gott Sauvignon Blanc and Water
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Season 6
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Episode 18
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44:41
I Really Will
This week on the podcast we discuss the finale to 7th Heaven's 3-part exploration of Judaism as the Camdens attend their first Shabbat dinner with the Glass family. All is going fine until Eric finds out Matt may convert to Judaism and blows hi...
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Season 6
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Episode 17
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35:13
I Guess They Did
This week, it's part II of the Matt marriage saga. Matt and Sarah get tangled in a web of lies related to their speedy nuptials, while Ruthie alone knows the truth. Then everyone knows Ruthie knows the truth, and also all the characters suddenl...
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Season 6
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Episode 16
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37:40
Shalom!
Sorry about audio issues on this one gang, not sure what is up. Will try to fix for next time. We hope you suffer through it because this was a really fun episode, but unfortunately when we laugh the audio clips . . . whoops.This week o...
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Season 6
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Episode 15
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59:55
This isn't a Dance, it's a Party!!!
Howdy ya'll, it's another Valentines's Day episode in which Eric does all sorts of research about sex in his church office, Robbie is back and continues to be the perfect Christian boyfriend despite Joy's temptress attempts, Lucy's writing is r...
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Season 6
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Episode 14
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31:01
Take Him Out Back
It's an episode about drinking - a teen tv trope as old as time. Plus Matt is afraid to fly the coop and go to med school. Notably, even though he liked the episode Greg has a record number of plot remixes.We Drank: Oseki Sake...
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Season 6
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Episode 13
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56:22
Fist to Face
It's a doozy - 7th Heaven takes on Islamophobia whilst making no reference to the political state of America in the early 2000's. You won't want to miss this blast from the past.We drank:Zero Gravity - Little WolfLiquid Deat...
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Season 6
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Episode 12
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38:19
It Was Pathetic
This week on the pod, Mrs. Riddle is back in Ruthie's life, Annie quits her job to aspire to be Aristotle, Simon gets in more car trouble, and Matt and Robbie fight again. Ben shows up too, idk it was a bad one! Greg Drank: Cha...
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Season 6
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Episode 11
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40:18