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Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough
The hit 90's television program 7th Heaven is taken to task by two buzzed neighbors just trying to make it through a worldwide pandemic. Tune in for biweekly, and entirely unwholesome, episode-by-episode analysis of the campiest and most convoluted show to ever hit the airwaves. Plus craft cocktail recipes in honor of "Happy" as Happy. Send letters care of happyhour7th@gmail.com.
Episodes
169 episodes
Milk Talk
This week it's time to talk more filler as the show meanders around trying to find something to say! Peter's dad was kind of fun though.We drank: Sapporo Lager
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Season 8
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Episode 12
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29:43
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Don't Watch This One
The fillery-est filler episode yet. We did our best with this lukewarm jumble of conversations that go nowhere. Martin's aunt has some wild business ideas though.We drank: the source of all life on this planet.
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Season 8
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Episode 11
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37:04
Stat!
7th Heaven does it's best E.R. impression. Various main cast members call Matt on the phone so they can get their mandated screen time. Special guest David visits again!Greg and David Drank:Nurnberger - Tucher Lager Hel...
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Season 8
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Episode 10
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41:46
Go Ask Eric
This week 7th Heaven returns to form with a classic PSA-style episode. More importantly, friend of the show David makes his triumphant return!We Drank:Oliver Brewing Co. - Cherry Blossom
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Season 8
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Episode 9
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44:53
No Wives Club
Lucy weasels her way into a Police department softball team where she is not wanted, bad communication abounds between Paris and Chandler, Ashlee Simpson continues to be around, and Peter is the new Simon as he blindly starts delivering kites f...
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Season 8
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Episode 8
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42:16
Remembering Freedom Toast
It's another Islamophobia PSA episode, but the twist is Glen Oak also hates France. Plus Chandler and Peter's mom have whirlwind romance on the promenade and Mrs. Bink meets her match.Greg Drank:Fat Orange Cat - Winter ...
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Season 8
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Episode 7
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43:53
Self Service Starts at Home
Eric gives everyone an assignment to be more charitable, and few are capable of it, but Lucy finally gets back to her true passion: Habitat for Humanity!We drank:Six Point x Mike's Hot Honey: Slice Sipper
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Season 8
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Episode 6
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35:51
Was this an Episode?
Basically they threw a 2003 style powerpoint at us and called it an episode. Impossible to watch, still fun to talk about.Greg drank:Victory Vienna Vacay
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Season 8
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Episode 5
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36:39
We Weren't Expecting It
This week, a random WB hunk walks into the Camden house and acts like he knows everyone, then concludes the episode with a PSA on appreciating veterans. Also, we find out he knows the chimp Eisenhower.Greg Drank:Coors B...
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Season 8
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Episode 4
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46:54
Penalty Kick?
This week on the show we discuss one of the most amazing sting operations ever written for television! We also learn a lot about the consequences of anti-depressants and Peter tries out drag make-up.Greg Drank:Orange Ga...
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Season 8
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Episode 3
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44:06
Make Annie a Cop
This week we discuss part 2 of the season 8 premiere. It's more hijinks related to Mary's secret husband (and pregnancy), more Simon angst, and more Chandler angst. Well, it was an episode.Greg drank:Lucky Buddha Beer
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Season 8
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Episode 2
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33:20
Captain Crabby (AKA Simon)
We're back for Season 8! It's all drama on the beach as Simon and the family cope with the fact that he literally killed a man. Plus, pregnancy talk continues and the most random side character makes a second appearance.Greg D...
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Season 8
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Episode 1
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30:44
Good Riddance Season 7, Bring on Season 8's Crazy Plot Twist
Season 7 finally ends with Tara Lipinski outted as a prostitute and Lucy probably pregnant. The family plans to celebrate Ruthie's first period with a dinner at the pool hall. That's pretty much all that happened, see you next season.
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32:49
Sure Jan
We start the two-part season finale with a bizarre one starring the oft-forgotten early 2000s cameo queen Tara Lipinski. Peter continues to be a great guy, Sarah (and Lucy) might be pregnant, and Chandler's father attempts to fake his own death...
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Season 7
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Episode 21
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32:43
Police Kind of Favor
We prepare for the season finale with an episode about evil step-dads, lying parents, and getting engaged to seven men for presents.This week we drank!:2% MilkWaterClassics.
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Season 7
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Episode 20
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27:05
Bink Has Landed
This week on the show we discuss a riveting episode about roof repair fundraising.Greg drank a fruit punch Gatorade.
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27:20
Bink Eve
This week: Lucy finally gets married, it goes as you might expect, however there is a side plot that involves four characters wrestling at a Nevada gas station.Greg Drank:DC Brau - Brau Pils
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Season 7
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Episode 18
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33:32
Quitting
This week we discuss a bizarre late season episode where Roxanne's dad kills a man in cold blood, Ashlee Simpson breaks up with Simon for 10 minutes, Morgan and Patricia gaslight the Camdens, and Ben still won't leave.Greg Drank: Silver ...
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Season 7
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Episode 17
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32:41
Walter's Woes
This week on the show, Annie becomes the overbearing wedding planner, Roxanne's detective dad doesn't get under Chandler's skin, Ashlee Simpson actually likes Simon more than a beloved family friend, and Ben (he's still on the show?) loses his ...
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Season 7
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Episode 16
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44:59
Excellence Knows No Gender
This week on the show it's Valentine's Day. Lucy's "plot" sort of peaks, but barely anything else of note happens. Ben still won't leave.Greg Drank:Corralejo Tequila with Q Mixers Premium Ginger Ale
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Season 7
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Episode 15
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30:22
The Best Episode of the Season!
Join us as 7th Heaven once again teaches us about the dangers of smoking. This episode has everything: classic "issue of the week" chaos, plot twists, and lectures! Unfortunately Lucy is still there though.We drank a special c...
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Season 7
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Episode 14
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39:10
Jail-bound Jimmy
This week on the show, the issue is jury duty . . . for the second time. The B plots include, a fight with Ashlee Simpson we didn't understand and Annie being really weird about Eric's therapist-patient confidentiality. Also Roxanne gets slashe...
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36:41
0/10 Stars from Greg and StudioAT
This is an episode about very sloppy plot devices and cystic fibrosis. A substantial amount of the runtime is dedicated to horseback riding montages.We drank - water!
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Season 7
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Episode 12
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38:52
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
This week on the show: no one is successfully resting on Sunday, Simon and Ashlee Simpson are stressing about discussing their sex plans with their parents, Roxanne and Chandler spontaneously get together, Lucy is not able to stalk them as much...
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Season 7
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Episode 11
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47:24