Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough
The hit 90's television program 7th Heaven is taken to task by two buzzed neighbors just trying to make it through a worldwide pandemic. Tune in for biweekly, and entirely unwholesome, episode-by-episode analysis of the campiest and most convoluted show to ever hit the airwaves. Plus craft cocktail recipes in honor of "Happy" as Happy. Send letters care of happyhour7th@gmail.com.
Episodes
137 episodes
Not Enough (no) Monkey, Too Much Kevin and Ashlee
This week we discuss part two of the season premiere and come up with one of our greatest plot remixes yet. Mary gets shipped to Florida, Lou fails to bust Eric for his real estate antics, and Kevin and Ashlee Simpson continue to be living non ...
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Season 7
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Episode 2
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33:10
Chimp Business
Welcome to Season 7! It was so bad StudioAT almost called it quits. We made the best of it. At least their were stunt chimps.Greg Drank: Excelsior Cabernet Sauvignon
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Season 7
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Episode 1
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29:52
Special Episode Superlative Extravaganza!
This week on the pod we have a "very special episode" where we look back on some of our favorite moments from the last six seasons. And also Greg's wedding. See y'all next season.
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Season 6
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Episode 23
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32:15
Holy Chore Part 2
It's the end of Season 6 and we finally get to Matt and Sarah's second wedding. It's about what you would expect in the end idk.Greg Drank:San Pellegrino Blood Orange Zero
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Season 6
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Episode 22
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33:35
Holy Chore Part 1
We are ambling into the midway point of the series with this "season finale" episode. Enjoy I guess!Greg drank:Cold Cellars California Savingnon 2022
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Season 6
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Episode 21
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36:05
God Bless America I Guess
Remember when everyone forgot about 9/11? Well you won't after this.Greg Drank:Sanpellegrino Blood Orange Zero Sugar
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Season 6
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Episode 20
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46:26
Eric's Still Got It
Hey hey hey, this week on the pod we are crawling towards the end of the season with a truly terrible filler episode. One of the worst we've had in months. IDK enjoy!Greg drank:Sanpellegrino Blood Orange Zero
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Season 6
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Episode 19
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30:41
We're Really Still Doing It
This week on the show we get some exciting airplane interior shots, more Matt & Sarah drama, and post-9/11 TSA jokes.We drank Joel Gott Sauvignon Blanc and Water
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Season 6
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Episode 18
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44:41
I Really Will
This week on the podcast we discuss the finale to 7th Heaven's 3-part exploration of Judaism as the Camdens attend their first Shabbat dinner with the Glass family. All is going fine until Eric finds out Matt may convert to Judaism and blows hi...
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Season 6
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Episode 17
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35:13
I Guess They Did
This week, it's part II of the Matt marriage saga. Matt and Sarah get tangled in a web of lies related to their speedy nuptials, while Ruthie alone knows the truth. Then everyone knows Ruthie knows the truth, and also all the characters suddenl...
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Season 6
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Episode 16
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37:40
Shalom!
Sorry about audio issues on this one gang, not sure what is up. Will try to fix for next time. We hope you suffer through it because this was a really fun episode, but unfortunately when we laugh the audio clips . . . whoops.This week o...
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Season 6
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Episode 15
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59:55
This isn't a Dance, it's a Party!!!
Howdy ya'll, it's another Valentines's Day episode in which Eric does all sorts of research about sex in his church office, Robbie is back and continues to be the perfect Christian boyfriend despite Joy's temptress attempts, Lucy's writing is r...
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Season 6
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Episode 14
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31:01
Take Him Out Back
It's an episode about drinking - a teen tv trope as old as time. Plus Matt is afraid to fly the coop and go to med school. Notably, even though he liked the episode Greg has a record number of plot remixes.We Drank: Oseki Sake...
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Season 6
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Episode 13
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56:22
Fist to Face
It's a doozy - 7th Heaven takes on Islamophobia whilst making no reference to the political state of America in the early 2000's. You won't want to miss this blast from the past.We drank:Zero Gravity - Little WolfLiquid Deat...
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Season 6
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Episode 12
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38:19
It Was Pathetic
This week on the pod, Mrs. Riddle is back in Ruthie's life, Annie quits her job to aspire to be Aristotle, Simon gets in more car trouble, and Matt and Robbie fight again. Ben shows up too, idk it was a bad one! Greg Drank: Cha...
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Season 6
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Episode 11
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40:18
So fine.
This week the janky writing trend continues, we're done with parodying Survivor and have moved on to parodying the OJ Simpson car chase. Also, Matt and Robbie are at each other's throats for no apparent reason, Mary tries to strong arm her way ...
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Season 6
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Episode 10
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42:21
You'll Never Guess the Ending
I think it's better if you go into this one knowing nothing and waiting for the ending.Greg drank: Red Bear Brewing Co. Peak BloomMorgan drank: water
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Season 6
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Episode 9
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44:44
The Joy Show
On today's episode we have the surprising combination of a Survivor parody (Outwit, Outplay, Outlast) and an overt promotional music video for the budding Christina Aguilara wannabe Joy Enriquez. It's different, for sure.This week w...
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Season 6
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Episode 8
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47:38
Here We Go About the Attic Again
It's a clumsy plot about a family coup over the attic room, but also the prodigal son. The son is Mary, idk.This week we drank:Tsingtao LagerJoin our discord server: https://discord.gg...
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Season 6
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Episode 7
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29:18
Fish Lips
This week on the pod, Matt jumps to some assumptions about his study group's weird arm bruises, Simon is in a Dairy Shack Bermuda Triangle with Sasha, Lucy and Robbie decide not to date after all, and Hank and Julie get trapped in a room by Eri...
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Season 6
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Episode 6
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52:49
No Kaley Cuoco For Simon
Time for an episode full of relationships, like every other episode. Annie tries to teach and immediately gets into deep trouble, Matt breaks up with Cheryl, Robbie tries not to date Lucy, Eric makes "special eggs".This week we dran...
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Season 6
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Episode 5
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36:39
Work Work Work Work Work
Both Tina and Rebecca join us to discuss various work mishaps and goals - Simon becomes a pizza finance man, Matt finds his calling in jumping over obstetric lines of authority, Annie wants to teach with no qualifications, and Robbie wants to s...
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Season 6
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Episode 4
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42:16
I've Never Known a Sally
Another preggo teen has entered the chat, Annie's character is still irrational hormonal woman, they fight over rooms again, Mary tries mothering, and Ray the scammer tries to fall off a ladder for cash. This week we drank Corralej...
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Season 6
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Episode 3
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37:06